Marketers Ruin Everything

The biggest problem with digital marketing today is that marketers actually ruin everything. Literally everything. Every digital marketing channel that was valuable at one point  has been overused, watered down and ruined.

We posted April 13th called How Marketers Ruin Email. It was a fun write-up about how marketers have abused the email channel but now we’ve realized it didn’t go quite far enough.

Rest assured if a digital channel is effective, somebody out there is quickly trying to wring every cent they can out of it.  Especially now that the barrier to entry as a “digital marketer” has lowered – there are how-to guides on everything – anybody can enter the industry as a “leader”.

The first time I saw this notion that Marketers ruin everything was a Gary Vaynerchuk video back in 2013.

“If there’s one thing I know more than anything, more than the fact that the sun will come up tomorrow…is that marketers ruin everything.” – Gary Vaynerchuk

It was an interesting notion, and one that gave me pause and had me rethink some of the ways I approached the craft. He was right back in 2013 and in the four years since it’s only gotten worse.

Marketers are STILL Ruining Everything

I watched a great video by Hubspot the other day “Why Marketers Can’t Have Nice Things” and it occurred to me this video is the very definition of the problem. Hubspot put out a low (read zero) content video and in the process are ruining video. They are ALSO the reason why they can’t have nice things. Hubspot themselves are the dog chewing the HDMI cable, and they are the baby using a marker on the freshly painted wall.

Video is a prime example of a tactic/channel that is in the midst of being ruined. Have you seen this type of video – the “how-to” videos of a poorly lit guy standing in front of a wall regurgitating every other written post out there? 1200 shares aside, this isn’t great video.

Yes, I realize the irony of using a blog to talk about how marketers ruin everything. It’s entirely possible I’d be ruining blogging with this post if it hadn’t already been ruined by everybody else.

How does this happen and why?

To pharaphrase Dr Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park:

Most marketers didn’t earn the knowledge of what they’re doing for themselves.

They stood on the shoulders of those who came before them, those who learned and earned success through hard work, and so they feel no responsibility for what they’re doing.

Before they knew it they had taken a hard earned skill and mass produced it into today’s fast food marketing. It’s making bosses happy (presumably) but it’s not making actual people happy.

Many, maybe even all of these tactics still work today. But they are a shadow of their former selves.

Let’s review what marketers have ruined in the last several years.

Popups

In our post “Stop Using Popups” we discussed how actual users hate popups and suggested everybody stop using them. NorthIQ has eliminated them and suggest to our clients not to employ this crafty yet irritating tactic.

Yet they are everywhere. On virtually every site. The internet is much harder to use now. Thanks a lot. However there was a time when the occasional popup served up useful and timely information. They worked to engage users. Overuse has ruined popups.

Lead Magnets

Once upon a time marketers tried to offer overwhelming value in the form of free content. Lead Magnets. They worked fantastically well. Prospects were happy they received value and in exchange the marketer was given the opportunity to sell their product.

It worked too well.

Lead magnets now fail because marketers are seeking subscribers when they should be seeking lifelong customers. Marketers are looking at lead numbers when they should be looking at engaged prospects.

The result now is every business has a cockamamy lead magnet that’shalf baked, and prospects are skeptical and few engage with the content.

Email

I recall earlier in my career getting 80% open rates. Not anymore…(although with careful attention you can come close – NorthIQ does it all the time) it’s been horribly ruined. Curb stomped. Slapped around. And taken out with the trash.

Email has been so thoroughly destroyed I’ve seen younger marketers celebrate a 2% click rate. What the…

Email might still be the highest ROI channel out there, mainly because it’s so cheap to do. However, while we continued to pump out massive volume, our quality has gone down.

The result? Ridiculously low open and click rates and a fantastic channel that was ruined by marketers.

It actually doesn’t matter that you only send email only to people who have handed over their contact information by filling out a form and giving their permission to be contacted. It’s not strictly unsolicited, but it’s certainly unwanted.

One-to-one Sales Emails

I’ve outlined this one separately from regular emails because they are a different beast and the timeline of the ruining has happened separately.

You know the email – it goes something like this:

Hi Craig,

I was browsing the internet and noticed your website and found it could use more traffic.

We are SEO Specialists who have made our clients eleventy billion more dollars by optimizing inbound channels and increasing digital throughput via our fully automated proprietary optimized marketing platform.

What time on Tuesday is good for you to get on a phone call with me?

Bob Bobertson
Senior Acquisition Director, Intelligent Autonomous Dealings Inc.

Those emails worked for awhile but then everybody started sending them by the thousands and everybody (ok, not everybody) caught on. Now that is ruined too, even if you’re actually sending the email in true one-to-one style.

Adwords

Adwords is unique in that it was more ruined by over consumption by marketers than it was by poor execution.

In 2002 I was bidding a fraction of the cost of a bid today. Everybody was winning on Adwords because the competition was low and the quality of the players was high. We hadn’t yet treated searchers and prospects with a poor user experience and bombarded signups with emails and sales calls.

While Adwords is still a useful platform, it’s certainly ruined when we compare it to the early days.

Display Ads

The very first display ad, paid for by AT&T and placed on HotWired had a 44% click rate. To put that in perspective, the average clickthrough rate on display ads today — many years later — is closer to 0.06%.

It wasn’t long till everybody and their mother was on board with display advertising. And that spelled the end of that. Some scary stats that are far removed from that initial 44% click rate:

You are more likely to:

  • Complete NAVY SEAL training than click a banner ad.
  • Survive a plane crash than click on a banner ad.

Banner ads are dead, unlike the print ads they replaced. They are a commodity with an infinite supply, and detailed analytics that will show you exactly how they didn’t work for you.

The very first landing page for the very first ad ran with the goal “let’s not sell anybody anything” said Joe McCambley, who worked on the ads creative.

That’s a far cry from today where sales and subscribers are the only metrics that mean anything.

Direct mail

When I joined the marketing world (circa 1998) and started a real job for the first time their marketing group relied heavily on direct mail.

We’d work hard to send catalogs through the mail, with other little tactics tossed in like post cards or 3D mailers. It generally worked, though this was a time when digital was making it’s big push.

Still, massive amounts of unsolicited mail came to literally everybody’s physical mailbox every single day. People hung signs “No Junk Mail” – it was the most hated marketing tactic for every household in every neighbourhood.

The effectiveness of traditional unsolicited direct mail is obviously questionable today.

What to do about it?

Here is the biggest problem with all of these tactics.

They worked because people put a huge time investment in creating high quality initial versions, and then created lower quality knock off versions over time. They stopped putting the quality in, and focused on quantity.

Obviously it doesn’t make sense to ignore the series of ruined and abused tactics listed above, in fact all of them still work to some degree.

Every one of these tactics have worked in the past, and they will likely work again in the future.  A long held belief is that “print is dead”, yet every year someone makes a post about how print is making a comeback.

Marketing is cyclical and what didn’t work last year may be the hot new thing next year.  There are some simple steps you can take to make sure you aren’t destroying your marketing channels.

  • Deliver ridiculous value.  A person’s email address is something they hold dear, if they give it to you, they are giving you permission to intrude on their life, they’ll get notifications on their phone, and if you break that trust, they will drop you without thinking about it.
  • Think that every interaction with your audience is the first time they’ve heard about you. It doesn’t matter that this is your 26th blog post, to someone, this is the first time they’ve read anything of yours. Be professional. Don’t deliver cheaply produced content. Take your time to polish it and make it great.
  • Earn the attention you are asking for. Attention is the most precious commodity out there. Make sure you are earning the attention you are asking by providing great content.
  • Deliver more value than you expect to get. This should be obvious, but marketing is not a one to one exchange. You need to provide information so essential that your words become oxygen. You should be inspiring, informative, and essential.
  • Sometimes the wise man knoweth when to shut up. If you don’t have anything important to say, it is better to say nothing than to just adhere to some internal schedule. Nobody except you and your boss knows that you send out an email every second Tuesday. Don’t worry when you miss a single email, that break might be exactly what people need to see you in their inbox.

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Author: Craig

Craig Oliphant is a marketing expert with over a decade of experience in digital marketing. He has built online campaigns for multi-million dollar companies, and seen massive returns from very small investments. He has figured out ways to achieve repeatable results.